mulai hari ini,,,bersyukurlah

“Aku tak suka bibirku..kurang seksi!!. Aku ingin bibirku tampak seksi..”

Di saat yang sama seseorang berharap..

“Tuhan, berikan aku bibir yang normal..”

“Aku ingin mataku berwarna biru.. akan lebih cantik bila aku punya mata berwarna biru..”

Disaat yang sama seseorang berharap

“Tuhan, kenapa kau tidak berikan aku sepasang mata untuk melihat..“

“Aku oleskan pewarna dan kurawat jari-jariku agar selalu tampil cantik..“

jariku imut

Di saat yang sama seseorang bersyukur..

“Tuhan, kau hanya berikan aku 4 jari, namun aku mensyukurinya..”

tanganku cacat

“Aku akan ke salon, creambath dan hairspa agar rambutku tampil cantik..”

Di saat yang sama seseorang menangis..

“Tuhan, kenapa aku diberikan kepala dengan ukuran yang berbeda…. Kalau seperti ini, rambut seperti apapun akan terlihat aneh..”

“Aku mau memutihkan tangan dan kakiku agar tampil lebih cantik seperti artis..”

Di saat yang sama seseorang bersyukur..

“Tuhan, kau tak memberi aku tangan dan kaki.. namun aku bahagia aku masih bisa berkarya..”

Sesungguhnya tubuh kita adalah hal yang berharga..

Tak peduli apapun warnanya , apapun ukurannya , apapun bentuknya..

Syukurilah itu kawandh.. karena diluar sana masih banyak yang mengharapkan mendapat fisik yang lengkap..

Kau lah ciptaan Tuhan yang terbaik..

Kau yang tampan..

Kau yang cantik..

Syukurilah itu.. walaupun itu hanya sementara…

Kawandh dengarlah.. jutaan orang di luar sana..

Berharap bisa melihat..

Berharap bisa mendengar..

Dan berharap bisa berbicara..

Seperti kita..

Kau tak pernah mengerti..

Dan takan prnah mengerti..

Sadarlah kawandh..

Bahwa sesungguhny kau tidak kekurangan..

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10 Weirdest Cosmetic Products

Bull Semen Hair Treatment

Believe it or not, bull sperm (yes, bull semen) is becoming a cult HAIR TREATMENT at a swank UK salon. The solution combines Angus bull semen and a plant root called katera. Both ingredients are protein packed and help penetrate and condition the hair shaft. Supposedly it's deeply nourishing and revitalizing as it has earned a nickname "Viagra for the hair." Treatment costs

Gorilla Snot is used to help guitarists hold on to their picks. But in Mexico, it's used as a hair gel. "Moco de Gorila" is made by Mexican-based N.I.S.A. and is supposed to provide an extreme hold for ape-like hair-doos. I like the cartoon picture of a gorilla with a mohawk, earrings, and slimy stuff running out of his nose.

Nipple Lightening Cream

Finale Pinknipple Cream conditions the nipples, leaving them pink and fresh. With a mixture of natural herbal extracts, it helps lighten dark spots while removing dead skin cells and revealing new, pinker skin gradually within 4 weeks. Vitamin E, Squalene, and Allantoin are added to make your skin even more smooth and supple. Pinknipple Cream can be used for a long time and your nipples will not turn darker than before if discontinued.

Pubic Hair Coloring

Betty Beauty is the name of a hair coloring made especially for pubic hair. Apparently many hair salons have made the practice of providing women with a brown bag of hair coloring to match the coloring they just got put on their heads. A woman named Nancy Jarecki decided why not sell a product like this over-the-counter.

And so, Betty Beauty was born. Coloring comes in five different colors, brown, black, blonde, auburn, and hot pink. Hot pink??

Bird Poop Facial Treatment

Guanine, an enzyme found in nightingale droppings, is an ingredient in many make up products and is claimed to make a good job of exfoliating and bleaching the skin. The ancient Japanese cleanser - geishas and kabuki dancers have been using the bird poop to wash off their heavy white makeup since the 18th century - contains guanine, which supposedly removes pollutants and blackheads, and helps even out skin tone.

Cheetos Lip Balm

Made by New York based Lotta Luv, this Cheetos lip balm is exactly what you think it is: orange lip balm that tastes like cheese. Would you be willing to give this thing a try? They also have A&W Root Beer lip balm, Hostess Twinkie lip balm, or their Jelly Belly lip balms. They've got a bunch of others.

Naughty Nads Bikini Design Kit

Available in Amazon for $8.50 is "Naughty Nads Bikini Design Kit". It's a "bikini area" depilatory kit that comes with four templates to create fun and shapely designs. Naughty Nads uses a hot wax application to remove unwanted pubic hair. You first apply the template of your choice, then apply the wax. Templates include, "love heart", "lightning bolt", "landing strip", and "bermuda triangle". The kit contains a 140g jar of Mango & Peach-scented bikini wax along with spatulas, orange sticks, soothing and finishing wipes, and an extensive instruction booklet.

Sunblock for Nails

You've rubbed some UV protection sunblock on your skin, you've got your on, your UV protection lip balm, and you even treated your hair with UV protection conditioner. Ah, but you forgot to protect your fingernails from UV radiation!

Qnc Labs, the maker of nail care products for women, has a product called "Sunblock for Nails". You brush it on like nail polish, and it protects your finger nails from the Sun's ultraviolet rays. But if finger nails consist of dead matter, why do women need to protect them from UV light? Well the company says that exposure to UV light can cause nails to yellow. And what woman wants yeller nails?

Twlight Makeup Line

So apparently there's a Twilight makeup line coming out from DuWop, the cosmetic line being used during the filming of the new movie, "Blue Moon" or whatever. Want to look like a vampire and save $16? Don't sleep.

antara tutor dan commentator

maunited vs chelsea
community shield final
11pm






aje gile kaw orang
mesti tgok match tu
da ler tak puas tgok owen ngan valencia maen
mse match sebelom ni





kalo aku tak tengok match man u mlm ni
silap2 bole kne gantung aku nye keahlian
PENYOKONG2 MANU SAMPAI ANAK CUCU
bestu,aku nak sokong team mane
nak sokong team yg pkai jersi stripe hitam kuning tu
yang ader lambang harimau patah kaki tu

lagi r tak ngam
dahtu,xkan ler aku nak trun stadium plakk
tengok shukor adan rembat bola
lagi tak masal
fam bagi vvip seat pon dandan tu jugak aku tolak
cakap mak aku swuh jaga adek


karang,kol 11 pm
dah terpacak ler aku kat mamak depan umah tu




tapi masalahnyer
kalo aku lambat 5 minit je
die punyer penuh jangan cakap la
kire untung le
kalo ko order teh ais gelas besar
dapat dlm mse 15 minit je
ada sekali tu aku order roti telur mse epl da 20 minit start 2nd half baru dapat aku amek roti tu terus tepek kat muke ane tu
karate die nye manager
then blah alek umah (huruf italic ni tunjuk aku tipu ler)
















bestu aku ugut mamak tu cakap xnak datang lagi
mapelay tu punya la cuak
die siap bagi vvip parking lagi depan kdai die
korang tgok la sndiri kalo tak cayer














bola2 gak
tutor math esok cmaner??

errgh,,jap lagi kol 1am bola habes
aku buat ler


memang sial kalo ader penalti mlam ni

jessica alba PUN AKU TOLAK

bILA SUDAH MENGANTUK

20.38pm
bile lagu deep purple(smoke on da plane) tu kuar kat fon aku
taw le ada orang col
rase cam nak paranawei je hp aku macam mark dacascos wat dlm cite only da strong da la seminggu ni tido setengah jam je b4 azan subuh berkumandang
ni la fes time nak tido sesedap rasa



tapi,bile aku tengah tido
jessica alba ajak nak kua date kat eiffel tower pun aku tolak taw tak
kalo ferguson ajak aku men striker partner ngan rooney pun aku sanggup buang tepi
tu yang bile aku bangun tu tengok 12 missed call
drpd eli,muz,joseh,dibah n sorang yg aku tak kenal





adow
babe
sory la doe,,,,,,,,,,,,
spe yang col aku time tgah tido memang le tak layan

mimpi indah + mengantuk= ko call,aku tak jawab








damn,dah tu sekarang takleh tido coz tadi aku da tido lame sangat
so,xda mender nak wt
pagi2 ni layan sajak marsli n.o
bez gak